this looks like christina aguilera in her voice chair.
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas
kris jenner casually sending me a pic of her new haircut
thIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER I AM CRYING
This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.
Tom Daley comes out as bisexual:
the most accurate picture of the retail industry
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
If I was president I’d probably get assassinated like 4 hours into the presidency
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
Bam! Omg I’m dying
Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
Can’t control me voldy, bam!
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS